So lately I have been spending more time with the wife. Its a good thing. I have not spent as much time with my beloved video games, but its been good.
The wife has me watching her soap. Thank god for DVR. While I understand that they are a necessary evil. Commercials wreck TV for me. Call it ADD or what ever but commercials totally make me lose interest.
So My wife has me watching All my children. I started watching it for the hot chicks. Lets face it, there are some hot chicks on soaps. They are not in a habit of hiring ugly actors. But if they want me to follow the story, do me a favor and hire different looking male actors. I can't tell who is who half the time. Half of the guys are tall with dark wavy hair. The only difference is one has a 5 o'clock shadow, one does not. I am sure the wife is getting tired of me asking "which guy is that"
There are a couple other shows I have been watching with her as well. The bachelorette. I have all sorts of issues with this show. The entire premise does not work for me. 30 dudes, 1 chick. By the end of the season, Every guy is in love with the girl, she has made out with every guy like the other guys don't exist. Jetting them all over the globe. Every episode seemed like the same thing to me. Date with all the dudes, one guy goes home, everybody cries. Towards the end of the show she had a chance to spend the night with the guys. Naturally she said no at first. I say spice things up. Can you imagine if she had banged all four of the remaining guys? Now that would be something! Imagine all the stuff we would talk about then! Then there is the part where she can send a guy home and then because he finally got some stones, he gets to come back. At the end of the day, this renders the whole format pointless. Last night they had the guys tell all episode. while I found it amusing, I was disappointed in the guys. They fought like women. At the end of the show they teased the final episode of the season. Guess what happens. Another guy gets to come back. Yawn.
The new show we watched was "Dating in the dark" or as I like to call it "15 seconds in the closet", you know the game you played when you were 14. This is what I am talking about. Throw a wrench in the dating mix! For those not familiar with the show, 3 men and 3 women get to meet, but the kicker is, they can't see each other. This show got 6 real odd balls. At the end they finally get to see the person that they have "fallen in love with". At this point they can decide if they want to continue to see the person. While it would not have been compelling TV, I could have saved everyone a bunch of time and money. Looks matter. It sucks and its cold, but its true. I know better than most. I am an ugly man. I can tell you from first hand experience, you don't look good, you will get passed over. Its just the way things are. At any rate, its entertaining. The awkward moment when they get to see the person for the first time is priceless. To actually see the color drain from the face of the girl who gets to see the troll that she genuinely likes. She then has the nerve to say "I wish it did not matter so much". Your kidding right? She is the only one who makes that decission. Bottom line is it proves how shallow some people can be. Of the 3 couples there was only 1 guy that went home alone. Of course it was a guy. Women have choices. She would be able to go find another guy that day. With him being an average looking guy, he has to work damn hard to get the attention of a woman.
Thats all I have for now. If something crops up I will be back. Let me know you were here, so I am not talking to the wall!